You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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