there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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