How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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