I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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