Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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