My friends, they love my intelligence
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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