So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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