So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
a search helicopter?!
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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