Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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