were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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