"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
not ubering you a puppy
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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