if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
