dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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