I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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