Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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