I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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