last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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