i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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