No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i think im in europe. pls send help
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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