Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Is it because I queefed?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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