I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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