Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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