I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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