question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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