So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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