I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
