...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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