Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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