i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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