I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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