i just google imaged poop.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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