therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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