it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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