I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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