Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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