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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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