About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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