her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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