Who wears a wallet chain?!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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