glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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