so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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