Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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