So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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