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Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
