I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Life is so much better after having sex.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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