Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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