You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
