i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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