She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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