Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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