have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she woke up with a sticky ear
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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