That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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