She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Just puked most of my soul out..
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