And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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