u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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